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wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

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skankyourart:

sex-like-a-nympho:

good call russell brand

She’s so hot I love her

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Getting surgery tomorrow so I’m making a queue. Going to be out of commission for a few days.

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“A bad joke, Your Grace.”

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domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

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Currently eating my last burger for three months.  Surgery in two days…

Soft food only for 3 months.

1 day ago on May 20, 2013 at 04:47pm